If you have a bad heart, you might not watch the game because you might get a heart attack… For young people, you know it’s exciting to watch. Old people, don’t watch it because you might die just watching it.
- Jaromir Jagr, on the 2013 Stanley Cup Finals [x] (via lifeisfictional)
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
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After showing us what joyful screams sound like from ragged lungs, Shaw gives us quote of the night: “Bollie! I love you!